I Smelled All-A-Be-Damned
10.3.13 - 3:00AM For the last four hours I’ve smelled like a bum’s pocket. We’ve been good
I Was Unable To Shop Like Rick Ross
“I just landed in Europe, *****. Shopping bags, I’m a tourist, *****. Money talks, I speak
For A Long Layover
I didn’t get a transit visa to leave the airport in Moscow, so there’s a fantastic
Grand Canyon: Better at Sunrise & Sunset
As a fan of sunrise and sunset, I prefer to see many beautiful things at that
The First Steak in 15 Years
One Tuesday morning you realize sitting in a public health clinic counseling others on safe sex