bon voyage darnell

  • Things To Remember When Traveling

    Things To Remember: 1. Someone in McDonalds will speak English 2. Pret A Manger, Starbucks, McDonalds have free wifi 3. Most major airports are open 24 hours if you are in desperate need of a place to sleep 4. Ignorance exists EVERYWHERE, no matter how beautiful the country 5....
  • I Smelled All-A-Be-Damned

    10.3.13 – 3:00AM For the last four hours I’ve smelled like a bum’s pocket. We’ve been good the last few days with no deodorant, but today, I lost the battle. Too much moving around, in and out of hot and cool, and there it was…the smell. I smelled like...
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  • Paris: My Culture Shock

    Bad customer service, attitude, a potential hair perfectly perched on the top of a french fry, and waiting at the end of a line of folks who haven’t seen their feet while standing in years is what happens when I go to McDonalds at home. but in France, I’m...
  • End Up There Anyway

    I once ended up in Idaho by mistake. Looking for something to eat, and BAM, “Welcome to Idaho,” it said. Not a place I thought I’d ever end up. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always considered myself a citizen of the world (not really always, but since 2nd grade...