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  • The Best Mudda Pho-King Pho Spots!

    I’m in love with the pho bowl. Sriracha sauce! We got Sriracha sauce! It’s certainly no secret how much I absolutely love pho, a Vietnamese noodle soup consisting of broth, linguine-shaped rice noodles called bánh phở, a few herbs, and meat, primarily served with either beef or chicken. That...
  • The Fu**ing Consulate General of Brazil & Getting A Visa

    Public humiliation has always been in my top three reasons to wait outside someone’s workplace until they got off then attack them with a barrage of punches to the back of the head. I’m grown now, so I simply leave the threat on the table, but I never follow...