• Sneaking On Trains in Oslo. Because It’s So F**king Expensive

    The Euro and Sterling Pound is down or the dollar is down, or something is up. I never keep my eyes on the exchange because I never go shopping and I only spend money on food. Whatever the exchange is, it won’t stop me from supplying my beautiful chiseled...
  • The One Thing Not To Do In Amsterdam! And Other Things

    The One Thing You Shouldn’t Do in Amsterdam More than a million times, it seems, I’ve found my way to Amsterdam, trotting through the streets, eating the mostly bland, but sometimes surprisingly amazing food, looking at the trafficked women in windows with sad faces, pricing shrooms and hashish and...
  • JoBurg : The Belly of the Beast

    It’s impossible to write while inside the belly of the beast, hey? The senses are being attacked; perhaps sight more than anything. It’s funny though, because the belly of this beast was beautifully dark. Still sight was the greatest of them all. Never in my life, probably not even...
  • Paris Can Wait. Go To Montreal!

    While I’m not the biggest fan of Paris, I must admit, Paris is Paris, and many cities pale in comparison, but hell, if your dollar is weak, but you want to scoop up a healthy portion of French culture, Montreal is the place to go. The language, the architecture,...
  • Guinea Pigs Aren’t Pork, Right? Things To Do In Lima, Peru

    Lima, Peru was the perfect last stop on the trip, especially since I was headed back to Los Angeles, because it had all the feels of East LA, and all the luxuries of my favorite parts of Los Angeles. Well, that’s not completely true. The Lima beaches are not...
  • Jardim Botanico: Rio de Janeiro

    I have yet to see a garden I didn’t love. If you’re coming to Rio de Janeiro, this Botanical Garden is a must! The palm trees alone were breathtaking. I didn’t want to bore you with too many photos of plants, but here are a few to let your...
  • How To Fall in Love in Brazil

    Since arriving in the country almost a week ago, I’ve fallen in love repeatedly, and oh so easily. I’m not too upset, but some of it may be unrequited. But this I promise you: when you get here, you’ll know exactly what I mean. But for you cold-hearted, negative...
  • Frugal Icelandic Adventure: Dance with Auroras along the Blue Lagoon

    When you think of Iceland, the first thing that comes to mind is the electronica songstress, Björk, right? Fortunately, Reykjavik , Iceland had so much more to offer. After a $280 roundtrip ticket with WOW Airlines, it was time to see what Iceland had to offer. Visiting Iceland can be a...
  • You Must Believe In Fiction: Iguazu Falls (With Pics)

    There are many reasons to fly into Iguazu Falls, Brazil: 1. Just to say you did it. 2. To see more than just the stairs in Rio where everyone takes their photo. 3. It’s often cheaper. 4. Of course, the freaking wonder of the world: The Waterfalls! I hopped...